On the last day of the cruise the cruise director shared some of the questions he'd been asked. I think they are so funny but it surely makes me think of all the 'dumb' questions I've probably asked over the years.
- When he announced that the photos that had been taken during the cruise were on display in the photo shop someone asked him, "How will I know which ones are mine?" Uhh....the ones with you in the photo.
- "How small does my head have to be to qualify for the spa's 'mini facial'?
- "Where is the elevator that takes me to the front of the ship?"
- One complaint from the last cruise was that the glaciers were too 'dirty'. What exactly did they think Holland America could do about that? Send some room stewards a couple of days early to clean them and how exactly does one go about cleaning a glacier...with a zamboni????
- "What do you do with the ice sculptures after they melt?"
- "I notice lots of people with small patches behind their ear. What religion are they?" His answer the "e-queasy-asticals". " I am a dedicated member of that religion.
- "Is the water in the toilets fresh water or salt water?" His response, "Why do you want to know? There are too reasons I'll never know - #1 and #2!" Sorry 2nd grade humor here!
- And then there are the classic two questions. "Does the ship generate its own power?" No we have a really long extension cord. "Does the crew sleep on the ship?" Ummm...we are in the middle of the ocean, where else would they sleep?
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